Frank P Baron    
         
 

 


Not-So-Tall-Tale

"Frank guides us through the mind of a fish with a razor sharp wit. The comedic aspect of the book keeps it interesting rather than just another step-by-step fishing manual; you get the feeling you're learning from an old friend rather than a book."
Great Lakes Boating -
May/June 2004

 

"Novice anglers are sure to enjoy Frank P. Baron's comprehensive new guide, What Fish Don't Want You to Know; which offers humorous instruction on virtually all aspects of freshwater sportfishing."
Outdoor Canada
Winter 2004

 

"(Frank Baron) throws the jargon out the window and explains, in plain English, different methods of catching fish....Baron begins with a clear, concise description of how fish think and the types of underwater structure they relate to most often....(Reading) this book helped me learn more about fish while enjoying Baron's terrific sense of humour. Do yourself a big favour and drop by your favourite tackle shop or book store to pick up a copy."
Wayne Phillips -
Saskatoon Sun

 

"Whether you are new to fishing or an accomplished angler, you will find What Fish Don’t Want You to Know an entertaining guide to fishing in freshwater. Frank Baron includes easy-to-follow instructions (and some humor) in this manual that shows you the best ways to fish small streams, rivers, lakes, and ponds by explaining how to read water, select and properly present baits and lures, choose essential tackle and gear, etc."
IGFA (International Game Fish Association)


Book Excerpt  
   


In The Beginning

When I was very young, fishing was something my father and his friends did that involved getting up before dawn, coming home after dark, and smelling funny. Upon his return, Dad would proudly open his willow creel, and I would peer in, fascinated by the plump, shiny, brightly colored fish. He told me that these were trout, usually browns or brookies, and sometimes rainbows.

I liked the look of those fish. I liked the smell. I liked the satisfied tiredness I read in my dad's smile. By the time I was six, he had a hard time sneaking off without me.

The sportscasters at ABC's Wide World of Sports probably believe they redefined the phrase the "the agony and the ecstasy."

Wrong.

The agony and the ecstasy is a six-year old boy trying to get to sleep, knowing he's going fishing in the morning. It's trying to nod off fully clothed, except for the rubber boots beside the bed. It's being tormented by the despairing certainty that the trout will be feeding ravenously and that we'll run out of worms. It is the dreadful fear that I will fail to rouse when my father calls and that he'll leave without me. It's wondering if my rod and line will be strong enough if I hook The-Biggest-Trout-In-The-Whole-Stream.

The night's torments are a distant memory as we creep down the stairs in the dark. Anticipation blossoms and swells as we whisper in the kitchen. The magic of being awake as my mother, brothers, and sisters (and the rest of the world) remain asleep is intoxicating. I smell the coffee, gulp my cereal, and pepper my father with dozens of questions as he makes our sandwiches. Where are we going? How long does it take to get there? Do we have enough worms? What kind of trout are there? Which one do you think is the biggest? Are you sure we have enough worms?

I remember sitting in the backseat, content to listen as Dad and his friends discuss the day to come. I filed away tidbits of information: sometimes half a worm is best...look for the holes under the bank...don't use too heavy a sinker. What I don't recall are too many specifics about those trips.

The memories are a blur of tangled lines, too-tall ferns, chattering streams, and the occasional trout. I don't know if it happened instantly or over a period of time, but before too long the only thing I wanted to do was go fishing. The only thing I wanted to be was a good fisherman.

Back then, defining the term "good fisherman" was easy. A good fisherman was one who caught a lot of fish. Over the years, my definition has changed quite a bit, but I devoted my teens and early twenties to realizing that early one.

I read hundreds of magazine articles and wrote a few myself. I spent thousands of hours on the water. And I satisfied that early desire; I caught a lot of fish.

Over the years, I've learned something simple, yet significant: There are only two ways to catch a fish by angling.

Yep, only two (that is, "2," "II").

Neither of them requires a Ph.D. You don't need to know the dissolved oxygen content at the thermocline. You don't even need to know what the thermocline is (but it might help, so I'll tell you later).

You don't need to have a bass boat rigged with enough electronics to power a small town. You can catch fish without using the latest rod, thinnest line, or newest never-fail lure. You don't need an awful lot of what advertisers and fishin' technicians say you need.

What you do need is time, patience, a little knowledge, and the angler's best friend, luck.

The time and patience are up to you.

Luck is in the lap of the gods.

The little knowledge is in this book.

 

Copyright © 2004 by Ragged Mountain Press. A McGraw-Hill Company

ISBN 0-07-141714-1

 

 

 
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